Girls Act Dramatic

I created a blog, cuz girls are dramatic. And shit, I like to vent in a public space. I am bitter, jaded, and totally determined to make everyone else hear about it.
Bitches and the whole crying bit. Why girls gotta cry all the time? (oh, and that one dude who really does cry ALL the time whose name will NOT be mentioned cuz he is one of my besties,but sounds like freddy)
I cry. All the time. And maybe it's my own emotional roller coaster shit, but I am pretty sure most babes are more likely to shed tears over spilled milk and chick flicks. Especially during period times.
Wait, I am trying to think of all the times I have seen my lady friends cry, and now I am starting to doubt what I am saying. Maybs my friends are just tough broads. Or maybs they hide it. Probs.
I act so dramatic about all things. I am totally aware that I am doing it, and yet when it's pointed out to me I get all pissy like "No, FUCK YOU, I am NOT being dramatic!"
I wish this was not the case. The generalization is that girls act dramatic. I am at the very top of the list. So bare with my yapping about pointless thangs and mellow drama and extreme words of woe.
Too lazy to write a novel and not quite ready to call the therapist.